TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Finally. SCORE 345
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Guys listen… SCORE 170
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Grass Fence SCORE 215
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Every time. SCORE 123
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
No. SCORE 88
