FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
The more you know. SCORE 36
We can do it! SCORE 30
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Got em SCORE 30
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Same. SCORE 29
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 18
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Karen can get it. SCORE 44
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 29
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
