
How the Solar System actually travels through our galaxy SCORE 30

Teach your children well. SCORE 30

Thanks I hate living in a mason jar SCORE 25

I can’t be here for YOU anymore. SCORE 29

There are some dogs who would like to meet you… SCORE 26

The man inside the can. SCORE 30

Get the corned beef! SCORE 19

A lawn is a lawn is a lawn. SCORE 26

And it’s been a while, a long long time. SCORE 22

That should do it… SCORE 10

Can I have a french fry? SCORE 24

Doctors hate this one simple trick… SCORE 21

Their home life must be miserable. SCORE 24

Just sayin’ SCORE 26

Take me HOOOOMMMME SCORE 31

Tectonic activity pushed a shoreline vertical, creating a wall covered in dinosaur footprints SCORE 27

Costco hates this one trick… SCORE 31

The hedges have eyes… SCORE 18

A parking lot in Alaska SCORE 20

Cutest sea slug I’ve ever seen… SCORE 30

The lemons were a lie. SCORE 27

Technology is amazing. SCORE 16

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow 6: Jihad SCORE 27

I don’t date married women SCORE 18

Love yourself SCORE 23

ET Phone Home… SCORE 26

It could be both. SCORE 22

Oracle of our time SCORE 25

Sure, why not. SCORE 22

Dwight was a good friend, basically. SCORE 27

Yeah no, that sounds about right… SCORE 24

Passing the torch, brought to you by Salesforce… SCORE 21