It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
Game over. SCORE 15
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
totally! SCORE 210
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Seriously. SCORE 214
Pun! SCORE 140
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Blankets. SCORE 153
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Pun! SCORE 198
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11