i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
important psa SCORE 44
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
there were no survivors SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
5 days a week SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
bad ass SCORE 38
too late SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
so true SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 49
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
pebble and roll SCORE 65
