How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
This generation. SCORE 265
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Forever and always SCORE 0
Likely. SCORE 177
Lottery SCORE 4
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Every time. SCORE 180
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Karma. SCORE 236
How to troll. SCORE 182
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Like a boss. SCORE 302
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Every night. SCORE 220
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
