Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
Just girl things… SCORE 36
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
You can do this. SCORE 47
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
Danny, please. SCORE 35
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
The stretch is known. SCORE 36
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
Bask in the glory… SCORE 19
If only there were some instructions you could have followed… SCORE 36
Could you toast me some water, love? SCORE 19
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Nailed it. SCORE 39
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Spiders have no idea how cool their webs look. SCORE 23
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 32
You go. SCORE 37
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Big gulp… SCORE 32
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
