
Russia's reaction when an asteroid is about to destroy Earth. SCORE 245

Cherry trees in Kyoto, Japan SCORE 185

This Uncle Knows What's Up SCORE 169

She was trying to doggy paddle SCORE 86

Mother is cold SCORE 29

Yawn! SCORE 146

OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 113

United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 67

Shoes to die for SCORE 87

Know your job SCORE 188

Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 90

I think the bull wins this round. SCORE 150

Cat puns... SCORE 188

There is a limit on the breadsticks, BTW... SCORE 22

Chick flicks. SCORE 209

You're hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 23

Best wifi name ever SCORE 124

My kind of geometry. SCORE 129

The longest word in the English language. SCORE 146

Bring me another Smurf! SCORE 188

I don't procrastinate SCORE 63

Adjusting from childhood to adulthood. SCORE 130

How to escape the friendzone. SCORE 0

This cat is worrisome. SCORE 48

This really hurt my soul. SCORE 75

We are good friends. SCORE 153

Best delivery ever. SCORE 126

Apparently Someone Made The Perfect Perfume SCORE 128

Writing in my brain vs on the page SCORE 154

The Best Fortune Cookie Ever SCORE 175

"happy removal day" SCORE 192

and this is why I'm fat. SCORE 156