Russia's reaction when an asteroid is about to destroy Earth. SCORE 245
Cherry trees in Kyoto, Japan SCORE 185
This Uncle Knows What's Up SCORE 169
She was trying to doggy paddle SCORE 86
Mother is cold SCORE 29
Yawn! SCORE 146
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 113
United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 67
Shoes to die for SCORE 87
Know your job SCORE 188
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 90
I think the bull wins this round. SCORE 150
Cat puns... SCORE 188
There is a limit on the breadsticks, BTW... SCORE 22
Chick flicks. SCORE 209
You're hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 23
Best wifi name ever SCORE 124
My kind of geometry. SCORE 129
The longest word in the English language. SCORE 146
Bring me another Smurf! SCORE 188
I don't procrastinate SCORE 63
Adjusting from childhood to adulthood. SCORE 130
How to escape the friendzone. SCORE 0
This cat is worrisome. SCORE 48
This really hurt my soul. SCORE 75
We are good friends. SCORE 153
Best delivery ever. SCORE 126
Apparently Someone Made The Perfect Perfume SCORE 128
Writing in my brain vs on the page SCORE 154
The Best Fortune Cookie Ever SCORE 175
"happy removal day" SCORE 192
and this is why I'm fat. SCORE 156
