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Fantasy+meets+Reality.+every+morning.
How+politics+work.
How politics work. SCORE 297
Hey%2C+I+just+met+you.
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
No+matter+how+bad+your+day+seems%26%238230%3B
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Oh+really%3F
Oh really? SCORE 174
There+are+plenty+of+fish+in+the+sea.
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
Every+time.
Every time. SCORE 182
Bad+Joke+Eel+strikes+again.
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Just+discovered+TV+show+that%26%238217%3Bs+been+running+for+5+years.
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
My+life+is+a+constant+battle%26%238230%3B
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Sharkspear.
Sharkspear. SCORE 354
Reading+yoga.
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
When+someone+turns+on+the+lights+when+I%26%238217%3Bm+sleeping.
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
How+I+feel+about+people+that+say+%26%238220%3BYOLO.%26%238221%3B
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Cat%26%238217%3Bs+resume.
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
It%26%238217%3Bs+true.
It’s true. SCORE 208
YOLO.
YOLO. SCORE 128
Dog+logic.
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know? SCORE 233
Chase+all+the+strings%21
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
When+the+blanket+is+the+wrong+way.
When the blanket is the wrong way. SCORE 261
U+wanna+pizza+me%3F
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
How+you+pass+the+time+on+vacation.
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Every+time%26%238230%3B
Every time… SCORE 142
Do+want.
Do want. SCORE 248
Bikini+season+is+right+around+the+corner%21
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Every+public+bathroom+ever.
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Anatomy+of+a+Slurpee.
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Scumbag+Golden+Retriever.
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
On+the+one+hand.
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Hello%2C+Turtle%3F
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
When+I%26%238217%3Bm+feeling+sick%26%238230%3B
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
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We+need+an+age+freeze+during+the+pandemic.
We need an age freeze during the pandemic. SCORE 39
People+are+losing+it+out+there%26%238230%3B
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Someone+is+planting+little+painted+stones+with+messages+to+hospital+employees%2C+FYI.
Someone is planting little painted stones with messages to hospital employees, FYI. SCORE 20
Speech+100
Speech 100 SCORE 33
I+dunno%2C+maybe+we+strike.
I dunno, maybe we strike. SCORE 30
Zoom+only+pls%3F
Zoom only pls? SCORE 30
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