every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
texagons SCORE 23
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
muggle born SCORE 14
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
space facts on your back SCORE 37
a true work of art SCORE 13
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
no SCORE 23
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
help, i woke up SCORE 32
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
