putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
til death do us part SCORE 22
one is never an option SCORE 10
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
all natural SCORE 22
not a high success rate SCORE 25
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
whatever it takes SCORE 16
have it their way SCORE 16
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
enter my what now? SCORE 27
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
dreams are fun SCORE 28
therapy burn SCORE 29
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
boom SCORE 12
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24