If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
WWJD? SCORE 96
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
He’s bananas SCORE 206
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
Never sink SCORE 146
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
