JAH! SCORE 42
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 51
The air was filled with potpourri and flames… SCORE 64
Outstanding move. SCORE 89
Retail kills your soul SCORE 53
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
Or have a long term relationship with Alexa… SCORE 49
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
Egg Opal SCORE 67
@IRS SCORE 47
What is my purpose? SCORE 63
Oh… congrats? SCORE 60
The cast who played Ewoks SCORE 61
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
Universally true. SCORE 60
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
This is what hard boiled penguin eggs look like. SCORE 24
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 51
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
Loaf of woof SCORE 79
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
The darkness will go away… SCORE 78