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Don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+pull+a+hammy
JAH%21
JAH! SCORE 42
Everything+is+an+event.
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+paranoid%26%238230%3B+YOU%26%238217%3BRE+paranoid%21
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 51
The+air+was+filled+with+potpourri+and+flames%26%238230%3B
The air was filled with potpourri and flames… SCORE 64
Outstanding+move.
Outstanding move. SCORE 89
Retail+kills+your+soul
Retail kills your soul SCORE 53
Your+sacrifice+has+been+seen.
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
Being+the+third+wheel+can+be+catastrophic.
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
Black+cat+open+casting+call+for+the+1961+Edgar+Allan+Poe+film%2C+Tales+of+Terror.
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
Or+have+a+long+term+relationship+with+Alexa%26%238230%3B
Or have a long term relationship with Alexa… SCORE 49
Grandpa%26%238217%3Bs+are+bad+at+things+sometimes.
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
Meep+mee+mee+meep
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
Egg+Opal
Egg Opal SCORE 67
%40IRS
@IRS SCORE 47
What+is+my+purpose%3F
What is my purpose? SCORE 63
Oh%26%238230%3B+congrats%3F
Oh… congrats? SCORE 60
The+cast+who+played+Ewoks
The cast who played Ewoks SCORE 61
Ya%26%238217%3Bll+acting+a+fool%2C+IMO.
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
Good+guy%2C+The+Night+King.
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
Bananas+require+peeling
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
What%26%238217%3Bs+the+deal+with+cabbage%26%238230%3B%3F
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
Universally+true.
Universally true. SCORE 60
I+demand+a+parley%21
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
This+is+what+hard+boiled+penguin+eggs+look+like.
This is what hard boiled penguin eggs look like. SCORE 24
President+Ronald+Reagan+wearing+sweatpants+on+Air+Force+One%2C+1986
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 51
Diets+are+for+New+Years%26%238230%3B
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
The+BFF+connection%26%238230%3B
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
The+IT+guy+at+work+sent+me+a+new+mouse+and+poked+air+holes+in+the+envelope.
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
Loaf+of+woof
Loaf of woof SCORE 79
He+dried+for+our+sins
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
Technology+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+agree+with+me%26%238230%3B
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
The+darkness+will+go+away%26%238230%3B
The darkness will go away… SCORE 78
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Onion+rings.
Onion rings. SCORE 157
Tis+but+a+scratch.
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
I+miss+you%26%238230%3B
I miss you… SCORE 190
You+are+traffic.
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Life+in+the+woods.
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
Jennifer+gets+it.
Jennifer gets it. SCORE 291
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