Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 22
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 42
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
Aawooof! SCORE 34
A rare edit. SCORE 24