many have tried, all have failed SCORE 6
downward spiral SCORE 22
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 31
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
clever girls SCORE 12
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 28
i love you in german SCORE 19
birthday cod SCORE 28
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
third red light in a row SCORE 18
staring at a menu SCORE 17
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
scooby doo at/at SCORE 11
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
failing at therapy SCORE 19
please turn to page 69 SCORE 26
touch the cactus SCORE 29
