Ooops? SCORE 118
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 131
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Not even once SCORE 58
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Just let me go SCORE 49
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
The truth hurts SCORE 40
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
This is adorable SCORE 135
Star Vars SCORE 56
