Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 54
Help us… SCORE 47
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
Who needs 5 hour energy when you have 55 hour? SCORE 45
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
me_irl SCORE 50
Solid temporary fix SCORE 50
Thug life SCORE 60
Are you religious? SCORE 69
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
They mean it too SCORE 32
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
Don’t even test me SCORE 65
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 54
