it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
parental support SCORE 22
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
working from home problems SCORE 27
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
she really gets me SCORE 13
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9