This is not a joke. SCORE 130
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
The true Christian way SCORE 123
What have you done to the wolf?! SCORE 104
Metal men SCORE 235
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
Snow White’s secret SCORE 132
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
He does make a point… SCORE 52
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 110
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
No thank you… SCORE 81
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
The most annoying people at the gym SCORE 97
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
