Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
My friend really likes dogs. SCORE 70
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Under Water SCORE 98
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Weird SCORE 46
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
It’s time SCORE 97
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
How long does an Owl live? SCORE 72
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Totally SCORE 87
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
