A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Every time. SCORE 123
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
40 years later. SCORE 121
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Drama! SCORE 172
No. SCORE 88
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Puppy! SCORE 107
BURN! SCORE 232
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Accurate. SCORE 174
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114