Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
treat? SCORE 25
It’s all good. SCORE 49
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 26
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
I want to believe. SCORE 28
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
This aged well. SCORE 18
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
WELL THEN SCORE 17
