Give this man an award! SCORE 191
cat SCORE 279
Real phones have curves. SCORE 14
When your alarm goes off for the first day of school. SCORE 148
Almost! SCORE 104
I agree with Ron about traveling. SCORE 158
This is a pun-ishable offense. SCORE 189
Tom Hiddleston on romance. SCORE 253
Well said Mr. Mujica SCORE 148
Obi-Wan is a smooth criminal. SCORE 14
May move house SCORE 183
A day at the spa. SCORE 133
Modern ghost. SCORE 216
"Thin" mints SCORE 15
Paranormal cativity. SCORE 100
Hangovers. SCORE 112
Food and exercise. SCORE 2
Just a duck SCORE 140
Beats by Dre SCORE 151
When I get a package in the mail. SCORE 80
Smooth. SCORE 169
Other people’s drama makes my life more interesting. SCORE 100
Superman epiphany. SCORE 141
They sure are slow out of the box… SCORE 134
20 things to whisper into someone’s ear. SCORE 92
I’ve got no chance… SCORE 221
Maximum insecurity prison. SCORE 97
Frisky Fred SCORE 138
How babies make decisions. SCORE 99
Women should date men with beards. SCORE -75
Two Questions SCORE 126
Not to Be Used for Bribing Politicians SCORE 124
