that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
clever SCORE 29
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
an impossible task SCORE 20
i’m canceling SCORE 9
definitely a dog SCORE 46
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
excuse me SCORE 19
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i always spill SCORE 17
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
omg SCORE 20
back to bed! SCORE 19
call the fire department SCORE 4
i have layers SCORE 33
hi friend! SCORE 31
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
they get huge SCORE 22
this is why i drink SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
who’s in? SCORE 34
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
