How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
government logic SCORE 11
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Water is wet SCORE 26
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
quiet fives SCORE -3
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
hover orcas SCORE 11
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
What torture. SCORE 190
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Thriller. SCORE 137
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
HALP SCORE 14
Agent T SCORE 261
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
No officer… SCORE 146
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
This is my song! SCORE 90
