at least there are cats SCORE 20
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
species and age, please SCORE 40
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
pupils dilate SCORE 44
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
only feathers SCORE 9
dog wood trees SCORE 26
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
roger roger SCORE 14
when you see how amazing you really are SCORE 32
when life imitates art SCORE 24
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
this is what i mean SCORE 43
beavers hate water SCORE 35
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26