Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Finally. SCORE 344
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Accurate. SCORE 257
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
