me talking to my boss SCORE 25
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
FYI: SCORE 22
if i just lay here SCORE 11
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
this is quite the life SCORE 12
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
playing hard to get SCORE 18
i relly trid SCORE 32
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
en garde SCORE 22
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
you’re hired SCORE 22
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
just one day… SCORE 23
