Till death. SCORE 39
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 35
Say meatball SCORE 36
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35
imagine the headlines on apple news SCORE 27
The same but different… SCORE 34
Fox loaves. SCORE 36
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 48
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 57
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
I miss those 40min lectures SCORE 26
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
Got ‘eeem SCORE 27
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
Now that’s gangsta SCORE 26
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee! SCORE 30
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
What about second recess? SCORE 28
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
Cute couple SCORE 33
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
I could listen to you all day. SCORE 26