As close as you'll get to owning a pokemon. SCORE 328
Got flashed by a traffic cam a while back, never been more entertained by a ticket. SCORE 51
Don't cry over spilled milk! SCORE 104
My cat is hoarding lids. SCORE 53
Not on my watch! SCORE 100
Unhelpful in store reviews SCORE 155
Who wouldn't watch this? SCORE 151
This just happened on Jeopardy SCORE 197
Edward Lizard-Hands SCORE 102
Using Real People As Canvases SCORE 131
Sweet Parrot. SCORE 267
Owner said meow! SCORE 1011
How to show your employees how tough you are. SCORE 325
Nooooooo! SCORE 136
Are you the SAT? SCORE 182
Are.. Are they okay... SCORE 222
Check before you shoot. SCORE 156
Watch out for the jimmy ing SCORE 65
How zoos should be. SCORE 236
Ahh! Human! SCORE 162
The struggle is real. SCORE 168
And I would have gotten away with it too... SCORE 67
When your cat trap is super effective. SCORE 83
Unlikely alliance SCORE 106
When you're a series of powerful Atlantic storms, but love art. SCORE 85
When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs... SCORE 256
You know what's dumb SCORE 164
What to do when you don't know the answer on a test. SCORE 129
Fail. SCORE 72
Her name was Sophie Schol SCORE 86
If at first you don't succeed... SCORE 226
Jared is unamoosed. SCORE 187
