Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Freeze. SCORE 207
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272
I choose you! SCORE 274
Ummm… SCORE 214
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Every song. SCORE 101
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301
Microwave: SCORE 183
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Secure your files. SCORE 105
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
I’m Batman! SCORE 281
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
I get it now. SCORE 233
