A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
No one ever does… SCORE 21
I’ll allow it. SCORE 31
The bus driver. SCORE 41
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
You’re published! SCORE 35
Ruff day… SCORE 24
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 17
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
Perched. SCORE 34
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 21
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 23
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
Stick Figures SCORE 25
