Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 85
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 131
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Problem solved. SCORE 111
No one listens to me SCORE 157
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Old Habits SCORE 81
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
NONSENSE SCORE 67
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
