Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Every time. SCORE 37
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 118
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
I GUESS SCORE 45
Mama no. SCORE 52
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
