Why T-Rex can’t clap his hands. SCORE 114
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 112
The future. SCORE 173
Nutella and I. SCORE 9
Girls be like. SCORE 10
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 177
Doctors’ notes. SCORE 136
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
If Disney princesses were sloths SCORE 97
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
When my name’s in a math problem. SCORE 182
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 4
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 126
Sloth too lazy to eat. SCORE 95
In the Beginning… SCORE 170
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
Dog zen. SCORE 11
Way below average… SCORE 221
That’s what your mom said. SCORE 232
Yawn. SCORE 11
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
This happens way too often… SCORE 200
Complex carbohydrates. SCORE 115
Europeans Trying to Dodge the Spoilers SCORE -3
Girl problems. SCORE 243
