![Self+control+level%3A+bacon](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3220141837171-17482-333x150.jpg)
Self control level: bacon SCORE 101
![You+got+me%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3320141535122-94418-333x150.jpg)
You got me… SCORE 225
![Dallas+Police+at+its+best](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2262014170433-87436-333x150.png)
Dallas Police at its best SCORE 158
![On%2FOff](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2252014193177-39326-333x150.jpg)
On/Off SCORE 105
![Don%26%238217%3Bt+let+dad+bring+you+things+to+school..](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/322014144981-75799-333x150.jpg)
Don’t let dad bring you things to school.. SCORE 210
![Poor+Sammy%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3320140409139-56118-333x150.jpg)
Poor Sammy! SCORE 138
![Veterinary+hospital+signs.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/22520142204150-48331-333x150.jpg)
Veterinary hospital signs. SCORE 186
![Hobbit+fight+scenes.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2282014025042-77459-333x150.jpg)
Hobbit fight scenes. SCORE 283
![Holy+macaroni.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3220141334133-33407-333x150.jpg)
Holy macaroni. SCORE 211
![When+people+try+to+flirt+with+me](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3320140552169-30924-333x150.jpg)
When people try to flirt with me SCORE 153
![Benedict+Cumberbatch+for+the+win](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3320142311168-60883-333x150.jpg)
Benedict Cumberbatch for the win SCORE 219
![How+I+shut+the+light+off+when+I%26%238217%3Bm+feeling+lazy.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3220140715144-88467-333x150.jpg)
How I shut the light off when I’m feeling lazy. SCORE 162
![Possibly+the+greatest+selfie+ever+taken%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/312014004947-17838-333x150.png)
Possibly the greatest selfie ever taken… SCORE 127
![Baby+polar+bear+being+tickled](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3220141721120-70290-250x150.gif)
Baby polar bear being tickled SCORE 216
![This+pillow.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2282014194578-52763-333x150.jpg)
This pillow. SCORE 323
![Words.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2272014194061-76296-333x150.jpg)
Words. SCORE 124
![Predator+motorcycle+helmets.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2262014154850-16481-333x150.jpg)
Predator motorcycle helmets. SCORE 19
![A+boxing+match+for+cats.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/22820140214156-54384-333x150.jpg)
A boxing match for cats. SCORE 17
![Tough+love+from+Ron+Swanson.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2282014021257-16781-333x150.jpg)
Tough love from Ron Swanson. SCORE 173
![Multipass](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/22820142217198-62022-333x150.jpg)
Multipass SCORE 11
![This+is+a+scientific+breakthrough%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3420140125191-18598-333x150.jpg)
This is a scientific breakthrough! SCORE 213
![Teacher+vs.+student](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/312014004854-29331-333x150.png)
Teacher vs. student SCORE 373
![Newton%26%238217%3Bs+third+law+of+emotion.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/22420141927115-82400-333x150.jpg)
Newton’s third law of emotion. SCORE -15
![Obviously%2C+not+everyone+favors+peace%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/22820140215176-38367-333x150.jpg)
Obviously, not everyone favors peace… SCORE 154
![Guess+who+didn%26%238217%3Bt+get+an+Oscar%26%238230%3Bagain](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3420140021194-28753-333x150.jpg)
Guess who didn’t get an Oscar…again SCORE 168
![Dwight+gets+it%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2282014025511-55038-333x150.gif)
Dwight gets it… SCORE 164
![Only+slightly+terrifying](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/3420141454179-82004-333x150.jpg)
Only slightly terrifying SCORE 15
![I+can%26%238217%3Bt+keep+calm+and+carry+on%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/322014133498-41106-333x150.jpg)
I can’t keep calm and carry on… SCORE 186
![Substitute+for+morning+conversation](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/22720141938148-32430-333x150.jpg)
Substitute for morning conversation SCORE 161
![Om+nom+nom](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/332014172674-31748-333x150.jpg)
Om nom nom SCORE -7
![Close+enough](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/33201403352-30098-333x150.jpg)
Close enough SCORE -17
![Penguin+gang+wars.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/2282014021227-81349-333x150.jpg)
Penguin gang wars. SCORE 16