not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
everything is south america now SCORE 47
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
the original American badass SCORE 88
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
oh sweet release SCORE 50
the shape of soup SCORE 45
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
rude diet SCORE 36
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
which do you choose? SCORE 23
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
place your bets! SCORE 48
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
come to daddy! SCORE 30
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
get in line SCORE 25
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
i feel seen SCORE 31
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
cozy SCORE 36
