He must be confused. SCORE 162
My entire life is a lie. SCORE 117
How ninjas bowl. SCORE 188
If I ever get a puppy. SCORE 195
How I felt when Google Chrome stopped working. SCORE 190
Heisenberg. SCORE 45
How I order food as a married man. SCORE 127
Success! SCORE 128
Batman sells coffee. SCORE 200
Happy party with your bear day. SCORE 100
Cats are jerks. SCORE 141
When I was born… SCORE 165
Mind. Blown. SCORE 177
Gator scratching SCORE 5
How I feel about the last Twilight movie. SCORE 209
Accurate. SCORE 48
Homework? SCORE 150
Planting Tomatoes SCORE 15
Honokohau Falls, Maui, Hawaii. SCORE 174
Accurate. SCORE 144
Good girl Rowling. SCORE 479
Tired Scale SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 138
Chemistry Cat on alcohol. SCORE 93
Well, that’s a new one SCORE 4
Check before you shoot. SCORE 158
Everybody jump! Jump! SCORE 97
Top 10 reasons to grow a beard. SCORE 85
The Hufflepuff Common Room SCORE 12
Bill Gates on being rich. SCORE 161
Back to the Future makes me feel old. SCORE 132
Your donut, sir. SCORE 97