Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
I GUESS SCORE 45
Mama no. SCORE 52
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The life of a book. SCORE 74
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
+ cry. SCORE 118
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Are you even real? SCORE 113
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72