
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39

I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33

Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11

Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 74

Well, here it is… SCORE 36

I can only take you in small amounts, dear. SCORE 20

The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47

Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45

The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42

This owl was once a man… SCORE 37

I did not see that coming… SCORE 36

Why posties go postal. SCORE 27

bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46

Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43

you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13

Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30

Go directly to dad prison. SCORE 32

This is fine… SCORE 31

My gran is proud of me. SCORE 23

How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41

Family singalong time! SCORE 24

I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20

If there was ever a reason to believe… SCORE 58

IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43

…Nickels! SCORE 70

Cinderella pre rhinoplasty SCORE 20

The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18

I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 20

*spits venom* SCORE 37

Tiger versus mud SCORE 47

Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19

…and then I puked. SCORE 40