Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
BROFIST SCORE -3
Self checkout. SCORE 244
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Truth. SCORE 182
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Word! SCORE 19
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
I yawned! SCORE 10
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
I love you more than… SCORE 122
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6