Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
2pactopus SCORE 113
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Accurate. SCORE 146
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The future. SCORE 23
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The power of barking SCORE 18
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
