natalie portman could have played two different star wars characters SCORE 23
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 13
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
safety first even if you’re a puppy SCORE 20
cactus on the run! SCORE 22
the best fudge comes from… SCORE 17
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 35
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 19
this is cute SCORE 58
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 20
i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 20
highly qualified mortgage advisor SCORE 17
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
what’s your morning routine consist of? SCORE 31
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
clever girl SCORE 15
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
