Olden but golden SCORE 19
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
treat? SCORE 25
I want to believe. SCORE 28
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Movie Magic SCORE 27
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I would eat them. SCORE 41
