Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The Twortle SCORE 142
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Same thing… SCORE 21
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Accurate. SCORE 146
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
2pactopus SCORE 113
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Howling lessons SCORE 9
