Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Obvious. SCORE 349
Distractions. SCORE 192
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Instant speakers. SCORE 162
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
I can’t math. SCORE 180
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
You are the father! SCORE 252
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 264
What? SCORE 238
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Words. SCORE 178
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
Do want. SCORE 177
