I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Same thing… SCORE 21
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
2pactopus SCORE 113
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 146
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The Twortle SCORE 142
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Howling lessons SCORE 9
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
The power of barking SCORE 18
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
