Wise words. SCORE 82
My neighbor has life-size models of Mike and Sully in his upstairs guest room. SCORE 77
Don't worry, Mercury.. it was just a dream. SCORE 123
One man's trash is another man's treasure. SCORE 92
I'm just disappointed SCORE 170
Of course I'm in shape! SCORE 132
Fahrenheit 451. SCORE 307
Do you even science? SCORE 127
My cat thinks she's a horse. SCORE 69
I don't even deserve a ball. SCORE 152
Why I can't get a job. SCORE 233
Making the vacuum cleaner cleaner SCORE 149
A girl and a capybara SCORE 121
Advice From A Not-So-Smart Guy SCORE 200
How Rambo spends his free time. SCORE 129
I want to go to there. SCORE 181
Scumbag Santa. SCORE 111
Harry Potter's closet. SCORE 234
Like clockwork SCORE 108
Men according to BBC SCORE 268
Lisa Simpson. SCORE 106
The news SCORE 60
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 289
Are we there yet? SCORE 158
Panda sushi rolls. SCORE 182
Beautiful artist and artwork...oh wait... SCORE 133
Huge fan of space SCORE 128
Nothing like a good trot in the snow... SCORE 62
The Queen talking to exhausted fire fighters SCORE 120
I don't think Iceland thought this hashtag through SCORE 131
Friends forever SCORE 130
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 58
