Popsicle vs. ice cream cone. SCORE 143
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
I can’t math. SCORE 180
Words. SCORE 178
Dammit. SCORE 191
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
He needed some exercise. SCORE 226
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Yay geeko sapiens! SCORE 181
Words. SCORE 259
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 269
XYZPDQ. SCORE 188
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Arrested Development vs. Jersey Shore. SCORE 168
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Poor Sponge Bob. SCORE 122
I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226
What? SCORE 238
News flash. SCORE 269
Lemon Stewie. SCORE 111
Guys vs. girls. SCORE 172
This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313
In a perfect world. SCORE 271
Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man. SCORE 240
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268
Only in America. SCORE 78
Do want. SCORE 177
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Perfect order. SCORE 207