These things are as indestructible as a Nokia phone. SCORE 335
There are only two types of food in this world. SCORE 114
When people ask me what I want to do with my life... SCORE 109
What do you call a cheap circumcision? SCORE 81
Unfinished business SCORE 130
Musical taste SCORE 154
World's largest indoor rainforest in a German airship hangar SCORE 69
The first moment you see your wife on your wedding day. Dem feels... SCORE 229
With it, you shall deal. SCORE 128
Me vs. Life. SCORE 138
Oxygen was discovered in 1783. SCORE 131
Me every single day. SCORE 89
I'm sweating bullets, here! SCORE 128
This is my life now. SCORE 91
We're married... SCORE 202
Artsy fartsy cats. SCORE 71
Chinese takeout in the bathroom SCORE 115
Fun fact. SCORE 134
OH HELL NO! SCORE 104
Streaming on Netflix vs streaming on Amazon. . . SCORE 70
Miley licked off her makeup. SCORE 214
Movie plot holes. SCORE 216
Motivated SCORE 85
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
Every time I start watching the new season of a show. SCORE 133
in honor of Alan Rickman, I turned to page three hundred and ninety-four SCORE 154
labor SCORE 101
Seems Off.... SCORE 150
If Disney princesses had moms! SCORE 302
Like a boss. SCORE 203
Soulmates... SCORE 247
Minority SCORE 272
