not more than a day SCORE 29
for the goth on the move SCORE 19
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
my favorite genre SCORE 12
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
savage dad humor SCORE 13
goth pockets SCORE 4
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 29
living my best life SCORE 25
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
whoops SCORE 18
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 18
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
true pet love SCORE 32
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
look at it SCORE 5
we out here vibing SCORE 37
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
crushing dystopian sadness at a very reasonable price SCORE 11
dude SCORE 39
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
goth nerds SCORE 25
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
